jus reached home n decided to blog about some funny things which i recalled. though when it happened, it dosent make sense to laugh at it. but as time goes and u happened to think about it "accidentally", its so hilarious...
this story is about a shitface.
heres how it goes :
one lazy afternoon, we hang out at out favourite spot as usual. an air-conditioned room with magazines n chairs n tables for us to relax.
shitface's grp was opposite us. as we dun associate much with each other, we carry on with our own chatting. 'A'(guy) was napping on the couch. the door to the room opened, and we directed our vision towards the direction. and a fair lady('B') enters to find 'A'. the grp of us were pondering whether shes 'A's girlfriend. as i've saw his girlfriend before, i said that 'B' is not her girlfriend. we began gossiping and giggling.
shitface heard us and walked over.
"yea yea shes not his bf *giggle*", said me
shitface : "she is lah! if not, whys the reason she came here looking for him.."
me : "yea right dun bullshit. i've seen her before. shes far from the one i've saw."
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hitface : "wads with the bullshit. when was the last time u saw her cb."
me : "3 months ago?"
shitface : "exactly! u noe how much a person could change. especially 3 months! its been so long."
we : " well okay, since thats what u sae"
(psst. we're too lazy to argue with him)
just as we finish discussing, 'B' walks out from the room.
i yelled : "HEY 'A'! that one ur gf ar?!
'A' : u siao ar? of cos not. u all saw my gf before wad..
shitface slowly move backs to his grp. and we jus sat there staring at each other. we noe wad everyone was thinking (利害就好,不要假利害)=D
yea! go ahead and sue me. i bet u noe who u are. tink u dua pai? nah u're jus dua kang.
~~~~~~~THE END~~~~~~~